Friday, April 24, 2015

You Know You're a Mom of Many When...

You know you're a mom to many when:
10. You get excited about buying a 15 passanger van
9. You are no longer introduced to new people as "Vicki". You are now introduced as "Vicki-she has 5 kids".
8. You need two shopping carts for your weekly trip to Costco- 1 cart to hold all of the kids, the other to hold the food.
7. When you are in public, you are constantly counting heads to make sure you didn't lose a kid.
6. When you are in a children's clothing store and the sales associate asks you what size you are looking for, you reply "all of them".
5. People ask if you're Catholic.
4. People ask if you're Mormon.
3. You exceed the allotted number of children for the zoo family pass.
2. You give your chiropractor so much business that he offers you a "buy one, get one free" special for monthly adjustments for the family.
1. Your heart is overflowing with love from the wonderful family you have been blessed with.


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