When my sister, Kathy, and I were young we would create "dog poop" out of mud and strategically place the steamy logs around the yard to shock my parents. While we were hard at work we would sing, "Dog poop, dog poop, beautiful, wonderful dog poop!"
Today, I had just finished scooping what seemed like a thousand dog turds when I finally took a seat in the shade to watch my darling son play in the yard. I noticed that he had something in his hands. When I got closer, to my horror, I found that my son had a dog log in each hand! He managed to find the one and only pile of poop that I missed while scooping! I screamed for him to drop the poop immediately and surprisingly he did as I said. He then proceeded to pick up a third turd! I dont know exactly what came out of my mouth but I got the point across to release the log! I rushed Remie inside and washed his hands....It seems that my son has also taking a liking to the dog poop! Except in his case, he likes playing with the real thing! yuck!
Today, I had just finished scooping what seemed like a thousand dog turds when I finally took a seat in the shade to watch my darling son play in the yard. I noticed that he had something in his hands. When I got closer, to my horror, I found that my son had a dog log in each hand! He managed to find the one and only pile of poop that I missed while scooping! I screamed for him to drop the poop immediately and surprisingly he did as I said. He then proceeded to pick up a third turd! I dont know exactly what came out of my mouth but I got the point across to release the log! I rushed Remie inside and washed his hands....It seems that my son has also taking a liking to the dog poop! Except in his case, he likes playing with the real thing! yuck!
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Hilarious!!!
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